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+# DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
+
+> Version 1, December 2009
+
+> Copyright (C) 2009 Philip Sturgeon <email@philsturgeon.co.uk>
+ 
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
+
+> DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
+> TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+ 1. Do whatever you like with the original work, just don't be a dick.
+
+     Being a dick includes - but is not limited to - the following instances:
+
+	 1a. Outright copyright infringement - Don't just copy this and change the name.  
+	 1b. Selling the unmodified original with no work done what-so-ever, that's REALLY being a dick.  
+	 1c. Modifying the original work to contain hidden harmful content. That would make you a PROPER dick.  
+
+ 2. If you become rich through modifications, related works/services, or supporting the original work,
+ share the love. Only a dick would make loads off this work and not buy the original work's 
+ creator(s) a pint.
+ 
+ 3. Code is provided with no warranty. Using somebody else's code and bitching when it goes wrong makes 
+ you a DONKEY dick. Fix the problem yourself. A non-dick would submit the fix back.